The Survivor Mud Run

So my friend and I are doing the Mud Run this Saturday. Word on the street is that we will be dressing up as Captain America and Thor. My friend is 5’11”. I am 5’4”. I will be the tiniest Thor of all time and it will be awesome. Now to figure out how to make one of those fancy winged helmets. (I may or may not have already purchased a small child’s Thor hammer prop.)

I am Thor, son of Odin. Oh piteous ditches of dank earth, prepare to meet thy doom.