| English teacher: | never kill off your main character it shows poor writing skills |
| Shakespeare: | excuse you |
| Steven Moffatt: | excuse you |
| Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: | excuse you |
| Emily Brontë: | excuse you |
| Joss Whedon: | excuse you |
| Richard Castle: | excuse you |
| JK Rowling: | excuse you |
| George R. R. Martin: | excuse you |
| John Green: | excuse you |
| Stephenie Meyer: | okay! |